20 August 2007

i'm back...with absolutely nothing

After a year out of the blogosphere, i'm back for any and all who might consume my words and wonder "what the hell was he thinking?"

My last post revolved around 48 hours in the cornfields of Illinois and the 2006 Illinois State Fair.  I have recently returned from the 2007 Illinois State Fair (my 29th) and can honestly say it was a blast.  The Butter Cow was amazing (as always).  The food was nice and greasy and the beer was ice cold. 

As the week goes on, i'll be posting a few odds and ends that have appeared other places, but deserve immortality on here.  In the meantime, check out derrickjones.net and the new online store...show your ButterCow pride!

15 August 2006

48 Hours in the Heartland

I've been in Illinois for a little under 8 hours.  Today's highlight:  the Illinois State Fair and, of course, the 2006 ButterCow.  This is the 84th ButterCow of the ISL, and has been a tradition since 1922.  Here, is my first-hand photo :) Buttercow06_1 (click on the photo to enlarge and get a clear, bigger image) Not ONLY is there a ButterCow, but there's a ButterCalf, ButterCat, ButterTree AND ButterBirds (the last is just really fun to say...ButterBird ButterBird ButterBird...).  Of course, it wouldn't be a State Fair without corndogs, fair fries with vinegar, lemon shake-ups and a trip through the stables.  As I trapsed through the stables with my friend Andrea, we overheard the distinctive sounds of hot-rod tractors revvin' it up in the Arena.  Always intrigued by loud motor noises, we decided to wander over-yonder to catch a glimpse of a mid-west favorite: Tractor Pulls :)  As we watched through the chainlink, the smell of the exhaust from the tractors mixing with the smell of the manure from the barns, I couldn't help but think: "Damn, it's good to be home."  That feeling should wear off soon.  If it doesn't, i'm in trouble.

12 August 2006

Butter Butter Butter Butter Butter

Oooooh...the excitement.  The Illinois State Fair kicked off Thursday night with the Twilight Parade back in Springfield.  As if the Fair weren't exciting enough -- and my anticipated attendance this coming Tuesdsay (I've never missed a fair and I don't plan to) -- anyway, as if that weren't exciting enough, the 2006 ButterCow was unveiled!  I'm soooo excited.  And, because I'm excited, YOU should be too. 

As with last year, the State Fair has webcams set up around the fairgrounds.  And, once again, they have the CowCam.  You, too, can enjoy the 2006 ButterCow without having to travel to Springfield for the Fair (though I highly recommend you drop everything and get out to the Prairie!).

The 2006 ButterCowCam:  http://www.agr.state.il.us/isf/webcam/cowcam.php?cam=2

04 July 2006

The Fourth of July

Today is the fourth of July.  A day when all of us take upon ourselves the moniker penned by Irving Berlin, "Yankee Doodle Dandy."  It was 230 years ago today...well, actually, let's get it right.  It was 230 years 2 days ago, on July 2, 1776, that a group of revolutionaries, and some of the greatest minds ever assembled on American soil voted to declare independence from England.  The Declaration of Independence itself was approved two days later. 

In the days leading up to the 50th anniversary of the Declaration, two of the revolutionary generation's greatest sons, John Adams of Massachusetts and Thomas Jefferson of Virginia were asked to give toasts at respective local celebrations.

Jefferson was invited to Washington, but declined.  He wrote instead:

May it be to the world, what I believe it will be (to some parts sooner, to others later, but finally to all) the signal of arousing men to burst the chains under which monkish ignorance and superstition had persuaded them to bind themselves, and to assume the blessings and security of self-government....All eyes are opened or opening to the rights of man.  The general spread of the light of science has already laid open to every view the palpable truth, that the mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few, booted and spurred, ready to ride them legitimately by the grace of God.  These are the grounds of hope for others for ourselves, let the annual return of this day forever refresh our recollections of these rights, and an undiminished devotion to them.

Adams, asked to provide a toast for the celebration at Quincy, Massachusetts, provided the following for the revelers:

Independence forever!

When asked if he wanted to say more, he replied "Not a word."  Far more eloquant and more to the point than Jefferson, but that was Jefferson's style.

These two great giants, at one time friends, and then political enemies, and in their retirement from public life, friends again, these two giants of our history, died on the 50th anniversary of America's Declaration of Independence.  Jefferson died at Monticello at approximately 1:00 in the afternoon on July 4, 1826.   Adams, at approximately 6:20 uttered his final words, "Thomas Jefferson survives," and drew his final breaths.

Much went into declaring and ensuring our independence and freedom to self-govern.  Today we honor those men (and to be sure, women) who risked their lives, both on that day 230 years ago and everyday since, to keep that freedom alive.

03 April 2006

Ahh Spring

I sat on my balcony this evening under the influence of Maxalt for what started as a killer migraine at the office and has subsided now to a dull roar.  I sat 7 stories up looking at the top of the Washington Monument as in slowly became engulfed in an increasingly dark and ominous sky.  Yes, the first great thunderstorm of spring rolled into DC.  After a month of unusually dry weather and parched earth, tonight we would receive a good dose of mother nature's nourishment.

The sights and smells took me back to my years growing up in Illinois when we'd gather out on the porch with a glass of iced tea and watch the rain and the lightning and listen to the thunder.  They are some of my best memories.  As I grew up, thunderstorms actually took on a romantic flavor.  No particular reason.  Most thunderstorms, I'm home alone with my cat or out driving around running errands or stuck in the office or...the litany could go on and on.

But imagine the scene:  you, the one you care for, a glass of wine and the stormy sky illuminated by lightning bolts criss-crossing the sky.  The sound of rain hitting the ground.  And best of all, the time to just sit back, relax and converse.  No TV.  No internet.  No cell phones.  Just good old-fashioned conversation with someone close to you.

I'm a romantic at heart.  Hell, I could probably find something romantic about the tornados that tore through my hometown nearly a month ago (c/huddling in the cellar?) 

My name is Derrick and i'm a big dork.  :)  hee hee.

09 February 2006

Source Theatre: RIP?

As many know, I am the production manager for Actors' Theatre of Washington (come see our production of David Mamet's Boston Marriage, which opens Feb. 17th!!!), which has been lucky enough to call Source Theatre on 14th Street our ad hoc home.

Today, two articles.  One in the Washington City Paper and one in the Washington Post about the pending potential sale of the Source Theatre building to the same outfit that owns Buffalo Billiards.  Source hasn't produced in the space in a few years due to financial problems, but the space still remains a viable, vibrant theatre.  ATW has been lucky enough to stage a couple of productions there, including Boston Marriage.

It is a space that has been around for 25 years and helped lead to the revitalization of the 14th street corridor following the 1968 riots that ravaged the city.  Some of DC's best and brightest artists have worked in the space and it continues to be a place where a new generation of artists cut their teeth on the art.

To lose such a wonderful space to a bar or restaurant would be a travesty.  If you live in the city and Ward 1 in particular, email me!!! 

08 February 2006

I Feel Safe, Don't You?

So, during my morning romp through the news wires (and actually, I heard about this on the news last night), a headline caught my eye: "CIA Worker Moonlighting as Serial Burglar."  The guy is being charged for 17 burglaries between October and last month in McLean, VA.  For those of you not in DC, the CIA HQ is just across the Potomac River from DC in Langley, VA, tucked away in a wooded area.  McLean is adjacent to the CIA.

Now, granted, the guy's an administrative worker and not a clandestine agent, but still, he works for the CIA.  First, one has to ask, does the pay suck that bad that employees are taking to stealing?  And second, aren't these the guys that are charged with gathering intelligence to keep us safe (theorhetically)?  How can they do that if they're busy stealing our TVs? 

*Sigh*

In other DC headlines:

-DC Mayor-For-Life and now Ward 8 Councilman Marion Barry is in court today facing sentencing for failing to pay his DC and Federal Income taxes.  Part of the hoopla surrounding today's appearance in court is that Barry (once again) failed a drug test last October testing positive for cocaine.  Only in DC.  Pray that the man never runs for Mayor again.  People in this city are just stupid enough to re-elect him.

-The DC City Council passed a stadium funding compromise bill late last night.  Assuming Major League Baseball approves the deal, groundbreaking on the stadium will happen sometime this spring.  So, the Washington Nationals might have a new permanent home.  Oh.  goodie.  Honestly, I could care less.  I'm a Chicago Cubs fan and we already have Wrigley Field, old as it may be.   It's one of those "eh, whatever" moments.  I think a new stadium would fuel the economic re-development that continues in DC and help move the renaissance the city is experiencing forward.  Of course, as that continues, it gets more and more impossible for me to even think about buying a house.  But oh well.

And that's all the news that's fit to blog.  Aren't ya glad I remembered that I still had a blog? :)

17 December 2005

Happy Birthday to Me....

So, yesterday was the 28th commemoration of my birth.  And it began the 365-day countown to my 1st Annual 29th Birthday.

The day began at Omega at midnight, where I was given a shot of Wild Turkey.  That shit needs an octane rating.  Oy.  It went downhill from there.

I awoke and spent the morning in Gaithersburg helping a co-worker move some stuff into her new house and getting a tour of the new digs.  It's gorgeous.  My friend Mike took me to see the 5pm showing of Brokeback Mountain and we grabbed dinner at Chipotle.

Then off to Remingtons to work.  At 3am, I came out to my car to find one of the windows smashed in.  Today, I learned that actor John Spencer died of a heart attack on my birthday (see the post below).

If this is how 28 is going be, i'm going back to bed for the next year.  I'll see you at the party in 2006.

John Spencer, Requiescat in Pace

John_spencer_1 Today, I mourn the loss of a great actor.  John Spencer, who is probably best known for his portrayal of White House Chief of Staff, Leo Thomas McGarry on The West Wing died yesterday of a heart attack.  Many know of my obsession with the show and John was probably my favorite actor on the series.  He was absolutely phenomenal. 

Two years ago at DC's Helen Hayes Awards, I was a giddy school-girl as I shared a smoke with him on the terrace of the Kennedy Center.  He was a very laid back, easy-going guy and was just a genuinely nice guy.

The San Diego Union-Tribune offers this obit.

John Spencer, Requiescat in Pace
December 20, 1946 - December 16, 2005

10 November 2005

The Universe, Greece and Blustery Times

Oh holy shit.  It's been over a month since I blogged.  I have no excuse.  Oh.  Wait.  I do!  I was in Greece and then I had strep...AGAIN.

For those of you wondering about the Greece trip who didn't get the daily emails, don't worry a website isn't that far away with the daily digest and pictures.  In all, I shot about 18 rolls of film.  The album is HUGE.  The trip was fantastic and it was so great getting to spend time with Jeremy.  So many awe-inspiring moments.  For me, one of the biggest highlights was the Theatre of Dionysos, which was like going to Mecca.  It was there that theatre and the great tragedies and comedies got their start.  So awesome.

It took me about 3 weeks to return to the states mentally.  Part of that was just longing to go back.  The other part of it was, I came back with a slight cold that Jeremy passed off to me before I left.  About a week after my return, it turned into strep.  For those keep score, that was the second time in a month.  I have a feeling it's going to be one of THOSE cold seasons.

Halloween week SUCKED.    Halloween night, I went out as got tanked.  It was wonderful.

It's now November.  And time to get myself back into the swing of things.  Actors' Theatre will keep me busy throughout the rest of the year with our SEXE New Year's Eve Fundraising ball.  Nothing exciting at the office (YAY!).

Okay...random...I'm watching the Today Show.  I LOVE the Maxwell House commercials with the firefighters singing.  Too funny.

Hmmm...what else.  I think that's it. I'll have more deep thoughts and random ramblings later.

I'm back puppets!